JT: Hello! This is JT Lewis coming to you from beautiful
(Crickets chirping)
What?
(Dammit)
Ok….I know you all came here for my
interview with Gabriel Celtic, but I just found out he has
been called out of town on a big case. My ex assistant has
just told me that Gabriel would try to call in from his current location…if
he can!
(sigh)
Ok…ok! (sigh)…ok…actually this
is very in character for Gabriel Celtic, who stays on a case like a bloodhound
until he…um…solves the case! I believe we have him on the phone!
Gabriel!....Can you hear me? Oh,
wait…since you are on a police matter…Can you read me?
(Crickets chirping)
Gabriel: “Who is this?”
JT: Hey! This is JT old buddy!
Gabriel: …JT?...JT who?
JT:...JT?…JT Lewis?…your writer?
Gabriel: (Silence)
Gabriel: Ohh…JT…my ghost writer!
JT: (Silence)
JT: Oh…(ahem) (blush) …ummm…yeah
JT: Wait!
Gabriel:....you say something JT?
JT: Um…you were supposed to be doing an
interview with me today…for your fans?
Gabriel: (Silence)
Gabriel: Reeaaallyy….Abby! You know
anything about an interview?
Gabriel: (Muffled conversation in the
background)…with JT?...( muffled expletives in the background)…are you kidding
me? (muffled cussing in the background)
Gabriel: (Silence)
Gabriel: Ok JT…I guess it was
actually Abby that
agreed that I would do the interview…but in her defense…she didn’t know this
big case would come up…so…can we put this off?
JT: umm…(blush)…(whispers) Gabe…everybody is
here, waiting to hear from you…
Gabe: JT!...I told you never to call
me Gabe!
JT: But…but…
Gabriel: Here’s Abby…
(Silence)
Abby: Hello?
JT: (blushing) Hi Abby…JT here…I guess you
have been elected to fill us in on Gabe’s…er…Gabriel’s exploits for the
interview…
Abby: JT?...He.rrow…you wan me
in.tro.vru?
JT: Abby? What’s with the Vietnamese accent?
You don’t have a Vietnamese accent!
Abby: You no rike? You trub-oh
too much, I not rike sis
(Click)
JT: big clue on case?...what clue? What?
(mumbling from ex assistant in background)…What? She hung
up!?!?!?
JT: (Silence…whimpering?)
JT: (Throws phone across the studio)
JT: Bleep this! If he thinks he can bleeping get
another bleeping ghost bleeping writer
like bleepin me he can just bleep my bleeping rosy bleep and bleeping stick
it where the bleeping sun don’t shine!
JT: BLEEP!!!!!!!
(door slams shut!)
Ex Assistant: hello?
(crickets chirping)
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